Tuesday, October 30, 2007

It's The Dog That Counts

I'm quite proud of the fact that my dog is a champion crapper, on the odd occasion that other people take her for the morning walk they invariable comment on both the frequency and volume of her performance. If there were an Olympic event she would definitely be gold medal potential; could be our only chance for 2012, perhaps I should write to Lord Coe about this!
I sometimes find the morning walk a bit onerous but have to allow sufficient time for the dog to finish her business, which varies between 3 and 5 squats. So on a bad morning I tended to turn for home after the 3rd crap, the dogs a quick learner and now after her 3rd she automatically turns for home even if I wish to continue

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